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One time I tried to grow tomatoes on my balcony, but all I ended up with was one very tiny…
One time I tried to grow tomatoes on my balcony, but all I ended up with was one very tiny…
Last week, I accidentally ate an entire tray of tiramisu while telling myself I would only take one spoonful. Halfway…
I once tried to impress a date by playing the banjo in a Nashville park, but I forgot how to…
Yesterday I tried to fix my Wi Fi router by talking to it, and I must confess it ignored me…
Last week I was walking through my garden when I tripped over a small rock. Instead of feeling annoyed, I…
I walked outside this morning to admire the flowers, and five minutes later I was sneezing like I would just…
The other day I was walking in the park when I tripped over a stick. Instead of being embarrassed, I…
Last week at the movies, I accidentally called my popcorn “babe” out loud. The stranger next to me looked concerned,…
Last week I tried to make a classy exit from a party; you know, a suave “farewell” moment. Instead, I…
I still remember the first time I tried to impress my crush with a soccer trick, only to trip on…
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