The Plaid puns: A Comedy of Patterns That Will Check You TwiceÂ
Last week I wore my favorite plaid shirt to the grocery store, and the cashier asked if I was auditioning…
Last week I wore my favorite plaid shirt to the grocery store, and the cashier asked if I was auditioning…
One time I wore a fox costume to a party, and someone asked me what I was supposed to be….
When I bought my first Ford, I thought I was just buying a car, but what I really bought was…
I once wore flip flops to a fancy dinner party because I thought it would be a casual night. The…
One day I lost one of my earrings, and instead of being upset, I told everyone it was just trying…
I once tried making dumplings for the first time and ended up sticking half of the dough to my fingers…
When I was a kid, I drew dragons on every notebook page I owned. One day my teacher caught me…
Last night I was washing dishes and dropped a plate that made the loudest crash ever. Instead of being upset,…
Last week at the dentist, I nervously told a joke about plaque while sitting in the chair. The dentist laughed…
When my uncle turned sixty, he asked for a quiet dinner party. Instead, we surprised him with balloons, a giant…
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