Caution: These Cappuccino Puns May Cause Spontaneous Snorting
This morning I tried to impress a stranger at the café with my “serious coffee drinker” face… but my cappuccino…
This morning I tried to impress a stranger at the café with my “serious coffee drinker” face… but my cappuccino…
Last week I tried to impress my neighbors by doing a “quick sweep” of the porch before they came over….
I once tried to “bond” with my cactus by talking to it during breakfast; big mistake. It responded by tipping…
When I was little, I once threw a fit because my sandwich was not cut into triangles; apparently, squares were…
The other day I went to the kitchen for a snack and ended up holding a spoon, staring at the…
The first time I stepped into a boxing gym, I thought “wraps” meant snack time; imagine my disappointment when they…
The first time I went to Boston, I thought I was ready; map in hand, sneakers on, and dreams of…
Last week, I had a full-blown staring contest with a blueberry muffin at the café. It was the last one,…
A few nights ago, I wandered into a new bar “just for one drink,” and left three hours later with…
Yesterday, I had a full-blown staring contest with an avocado in my kitchen. It was sitting there, all smug and…
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