Dune Puns That Will Leave You Sand-Sationally Speechless
Last summer, I tried sprinting up a sand dune like I was training for an action movie. Ten seconds later,…
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Gin Puns That Are Neat, On the Rocks, and Always Funny
The other day I proudly announced I was “cutting back.” Ten minutes later I was cutting lime wedges and Googling…
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German Puns That Will Make You Say “Wurst Case Scenario”
The first time I tried out German puns was in a Munich beer hall, holding a stein so big it…
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Fortnite Puns Funnier Than Watching a Noob Miss Every Shot
One time I tried to surprise my nephew with a Fortnite cake, but before we even lit the candles, he…
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From Blue Suede Shoes to Belly Laughs: The Best Elvis Puns Ever
Yesterday afternoon I tried to impress my cat with an Elvis dance routine; full hip swivel, air microphone, the works….
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SpongeBob Puns Guaranteed to Keep You From Being a Squidward
The other morning, I dropped my toast on the floor, sighed, and said out loud, “Well, looks like this breakfast…
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Plug Into Laughter: Electrical Puns That Will Keep You Connected
The other morning I nearly zapped myself plugging in the toaster, and instead of panicking I thought, “Well, at least…
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The Ultimate Sales Puns: Because Discounts Deserve Dad Jokes
Last week, I tried to “negotiate” with the cashier at my local grocery store by tossing in a few sales…
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Sage Puns That will Make You Feel Herb-solutely Hilarious
The other night I was cooking, and I accidentally dumped half a jar of sage into my pasta. Instead of…
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From Gouda to Brie, These Queso Puns Are Un-brie-lievable
Last week I had a full-on queso crisis; I opened the fridge, chips in hand, only to realize I would…
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