Pigeon Puns That Prove Birds Really Are Comedians in Feathers
Last week, I tried to “shoosh” a pigeon off my balcony, and instead, he just tilted his head like I…
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From Zippers to Rips: Pants Puns You Did not Know You Needed
I once bought “stretchy pants” that stretched so much, they tried to moonwalk off my hips in the grocery store….
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Ornament Puns Guaranteed to Sleigh Your Family Gatherings
Last Christmas, I tried to hang every single ornament myself; and ended up with a lopsided tree that looked like…
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Motivation Puns That Lift Spirits Better Than Your Gym Trainer
I once tried to get serious about self-motivation by writing affirmations on my bathroom mirror. It was all going great…
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Chemical Element Puns That Will Spark A Reaction and make u laugh
Back in high school I once confused helium with hydrogen during a science fair. Instead of making balloons float, I…
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Chicago Puns That Will Deep Dish Your Laughter and give you pizza
I once visited Chicago in the middle of winter and thought I could handle the breeze. Five minutes later I…
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Cake Puns That Will Take The Cake and make you laugh out loud
Last week I tried baking a cake and forgot to add sugar. The cake came out so bland that even…
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Buzz Puns That Will Sting You With a lot of laugh
One morning I had too much coffee and felt like a bee trapped in a soda can. I started joking…
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Broadway Puns That Will Steal The Spotlight
One night I was humming along to a Broadway cast album and tried to hit the high note. Instead of…
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Borg Puns That Will Assimilate Your Funny Bone
One time I was trying to fix my Wi Fi router and it blinked like a cube, so I jokingly…
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