Christmas Cat Puns That Will Sleigh You With Laughter
Last Christmas my cat climbed the tree and knocked down half the ornaments. Instead of being upset, I started making…
Last Christmas my cat climbed the tree and knocked down half the ornaments. Instead of being upset, I started making…
When I was little I told my pastor that church was the original stand up comedy show because Jesus always…
When I was a kid, I tried to make contact with aliens by building a radio out of tin foil,…
The other day I tried to open a jar of pickles by myself and nearly gave up after five minutes….
One time I went for a walk on a windy day and my umbrella flipped inside out so violently that…
One time I forgot my umbrella and got caught in the rain on my way to work. By the time…
When I visited the zoo last summer, I saw a toucan staring at me like it was judging my fashion…
One time I tried to grow tomatoes on my balcony, but all I ended up with was one very tiny…
Last week, I accidentally ate an entire tray of tiramisu while telling myself I would only take one spoonful. Halfway…
I once tried to impress a date by playing the banjo in a Nashville park, but I forgot how to…
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