Aquarium Puns That Will Keep You Swimming In Laughter Until The Fish Start Laughing Back
Last week I went to the aquarium and tried to impress my friends by naming every fish I saw. The…
Last week I went to the aquarium and tried to impress my friends by naming every fish I saw. The…
Yesterday I tried to show off my strength by carrying four grocery bags on one arm. By the time I…
Last week I tried to explain science at a dinner party and I ended up confusing everyone with a rant…
Last weekend I tried to plan a classy night for my friend’s bachelorette and ended up accidentally booking a karaoke…
Last weekend I joined a trivia night and the host asked me to name three bands. I proudly shouted Rubber…
Last summer I helped my uncle on his farm and managed to lock myself inside the barn by accident. Instead…
Last week I tried to make a necklace and somehow managed to spill a whole jar of beads across the…
Last week I spilled an entire bag of beans in the kitchen and my dog thought it was a snack…
I was sitting at the beach one day, minding my own business, when I saw a walrus lounging on a…
I have this little obsession with waffles. I mean, who does not? There is something about that crispy golden texture,…
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