Fortnite Puns Funnier Than Watching a Noob Miss Every Shot
One time I tried to surprise my nephew with a Fortnite cake, but before we even lit the candles, he…
From Blue Suede Shoes to Belly Laughs: The Best Elvis Puns Ever
Yesterday afternoon I tried to impress my cat with an Elvis dance routine; full hip swivel, air microphone, the works….
SpongeBob Puns Guaranteed to Keep You From Being a Squidward
The other morning, I dropped my toast on the floor, sighed, and said out loud, “Well, looks like this breakfast…
Plug Into Laughter: Electrical Puns That Will Keep You Connected
The other morning I nearly zapped myself plugging in the toaster, and instead of panicking I thought, “Well, at least…
The Ultimate Sales Puns: Because Discounts Deserve Dad Jokes
Last week, I tried to “negotiate” with the cashier at my local grocery store by tossing in a few sales…
Sage Puns That will Make You Feel Herb-solutely Hilarious
The other night I was cooking, and I accidentally dumped half a jar of sage into my pasta. Instead of…
From Gouda to Brie, These Queso Puns Are Un-brie-lievable
Last week I had a full-on queso crisis; I opened the fridge, chips in hand, only to realize I would…
Pigeon Puns That Prove Birds Really Are Comedians in Feathers
Last week, I tried to “shoosh” a pigeon off my balcony, and instead, he just tilted his head like I…
From Zippers to Rips: Pants Puns You Did not Know You Needed
I once bought “stretchy pants” that stretched so much, they tried to moonwalk off my hips in the grocery store….
Ornament Puns Guaranteed to Sleigh Your Family Gatherings
Last Christmas, I tried to hang every single ornament myself; and ended up with a lopsided tree that looked like…
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