Turkey Day Puns Guaranteed To Stuff You With Laughs and Giggles
Last Thanksgiving I dropped the mashed potatoes right in front of my relatives. Instead of hiding in shame, I proudly…
Last Thanksgiving I dropped the mashed potatoes right in front of my relatives. Instead of hiding in shame, I proudly…
One morning I spilled coffee on my shirt right before a meeting. Instead of panicking, I announced it was a…
One Valentine’s Day I tried to make heart shaped pancakes for breakfast, but they came out looking more like amoebas…
Last December I tried to wrap a gift with one hand while holding hot cocoa in the other. The result…
I once tried to mix baking soda and vinegar for a science project but ended up flooding the kitchen instead….
I once tried to carve a pumpkin but ended up giving it a smile so crooked that even the ghost…
I once dropped my backpack on the first day of school and about seven pencils rolled across the hallway like…
I once wore a green shirt on St Pattys Day and thought I was safe, but my friend insisted it…
When I was sitting in the waiting room once, I realized that the only thing scarier than the doctor’s bill…
I once tried to impress my friends by attempting a slam dunk, but instead I missed the hoop and landed…
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