Best Dolly Parton Jokes That Will Make You Giggle All the Way
Growing up, my grandma had two heroes: Jesus and Dolly Parton. Not necessarily in that order. Every Sunday, she played…
Growing up, my grandma had two heroes: Jesus and Dolly Parton. Not necessarily in that order. Every Sunday, she played…
When my uncle turned seventy, he claimed he was not old, just well-aged like fine cheese. That would have worked…
Growing up, I thought cows were just lawn ornaments that mooed. Then one day, my uncle told a farm animal…
I once tried to impress a girl by telling her I played in a music band. I did not mention…
Last week, I was at a painfully quiet team meeting. The kind where you can hear someone blinking. So I…
Every Halloween, I dress up like a banana and pretend to be scared of potassium. Last year, my toddler called…
Last winter, I escaped the cold and took a spontaneous trip to the Bahamas. I arrived with sunblock, sandals, and…
I once tried being a waiter for a week. By day two, I had spilled coffee on a baby, called…
So there I was, sitting awkwardly in a waiting room surrounded by baby bump magazines and a giant plush uterus…
Last week, I packed my kid’s lunchbox and accidentally put a banana where the juice box was supposed to go….
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