Vegetable Jokes

The first time I cooked with cilantro, I grabbed way too much and ended up with a salad that looked…

When I was a kid, I once told my mom that I could only eat peas if I got to…

I once bought an eggplant because I thought it was a purple football. My neighbor saw me running in the…

I once went to a dinner party where someone served asparagus as the main side dish, and instead of complimenting…

Last week I tried planting thyme in my kitchen windowsill, but instead of watering it I kept whispering motivational speeches….

I once sat at a family dinner staring at a bowl of mashed potatoes, and instead of eating, I began…

Last week I found a giant zucchini in my garden and it looked more like a baseball bat than a…

Last month I tried planting an herb garden, but instead of growing basil and thyme, I mostly grew weeds and…

I once tried to plant carrots but ended up growing weeds that mocked me. That was when I realized carrot…

I once tried growing mushrooms in my kitchen and ended up with a science experiment that scared the toaster. Instead…