Eggplant Puns That Will Crack You Up Harder Than A Seed

I once bought an eggplant because I thought it was a purple football. My neighbor saw me running in the yard and shouted that my team had gone vegetarian. That was the first time I realized eggplants were not part of the NFL draft.
Since then I have used every excuse possible to make eggplant puns. Now you are stuck here with me, and trust me, you will never look at eggplants the same way again.

Eggplant Puns for Foodies

1. The eggplant joined the salad because it wanted to dress to impress.
2. The pizza asked the eggplant if it was cheesy, but it replied it was just saucy.
3. Eggplants in the soup always feel stewed over their life choices.
4. The sandwich told the eggplant to lettuce be friends.
5. The eggplant tried to start a garden with herbs but ended up just making a salad of excuses.
6. The eggplant in the curry said it was in hot pursuit of flavor.
7. The pasta claimed the eggplant was pastably the best veggie ever.
8. Eggplants in stir fry always feel wok and roll.
9. The omelet said the eggplant was eggstra special.
10. The burger told the eggplant it was buns over brains.
11. The casserole called the eggplant its layered soulmate.

Eggplant Puns for the Garden

1. Eggplants gossip because they always dig up dirt.
2. The tomato told the eggplant it was green with envy before turning red.
3. The cucumber said the eggplant was cool but purple was sus.
4. Eggplants keep calm because they know how to squash drama.
5. The carrot said the eggplant was rooted in confidence.
6. The pumpkin told the eggplant to patch things up.
7. Eggplants in soil always feel grounded.
8. The lettuce said the eggplant was unleafably funny.
9. The radish called the eggplant rad by association.
10. The corn said the eggplant was a-maize-ing.

Eggplant Puns for Fitness Fans

1. The eggplant started lifting and became eggplant-strong.
2. It tried yoga and said it was feeling bend-plant.
3. The treadmill made the eggplant run out of steam.
4. Eggplant walked into a juice bar with a carrot, and they both got juiced together – talk about a smooth relationship.
5. The eggplant joined Zumba and called itself zumba-lievable.
6. The jump rope left the eggplant feeling tangled up inside.
7. The eggplant in spin class said it was just wheelie tired.
8. The dumbbells told the eggplant to lighten up.
9. The mat said the eggplant was well grounded.
10. The pull-up bar told the eggplant to hang in there.
11. The protein shake told the eggplant to bulk up its humor.

Eggplant Puns for Dating

1. The eggplant swiped right and found a grape match.
2. It took a zucchini on a date and said it was squash goals.
3. The eggplant gave flowers but forgot the vase, so it wilted fast.
4. The dinner date turned into a food fight and the eggplant got roasted.
5. The olive told the eggplant it was the pits but cute.
6. The cheese told the eggplant it was grate company.
7. The breadstick said the eggplant was on a roll.
8. The wine said the eggplant was vine-credible.
9. The eggplant serenaded with a lute but was out of tune.
10. The apple told the eggplant it was core-responding well.

Eggplant Puns for Work Life

1. The eggplant applied for a job and said it was overqualified in purple.
2. The stapler said the eggplant was binding agreements too loosely.
3. The pen said the eggplant had no inkling of office rules.
4. The eggplant and shiitake went on a date, but the mushroom kept trying to take things to a deeper level.
5. The eggplant called in sick and said it was feeling roasted.
6. The photocopier told the eggplant to stop copying its vibe.
7. The boss said the eggplant was under review and undercooked.
8. The printer told the eggplant it was jam-packed.
9. The desk chair told the eggplant to take a seat in style.
10. The coffee mug said the eggplant was brewing trouble.
11. The calendar said the eggplant had too many dates.

Eggplant Puns for Travel Lovers

1. The eggplant booked a flight because it wanted to jet-lag behind.
2. The eggplant in Paris said it was egg-citingly chic.
3. In Italy the eggplant called itself parm royalty.
4. The eggplant in Greece said it was feta than ever.
5. The suitcase told the eggplant it was all packed with potential.
6. The eggplant on a boat said it was sea-plant.
7. The eggplant in the desert said it was roasted naturally.
8. The train conductor called the eggplant a loco-motive veggie.
9. The eggplant hiking trip was filled with steep puns.
10. The eggplant at the beach said it was shore thing funny.

Eggplant Puns for Party People

1. The eggplant DJ said it was spinning purple beats.
2. The balloon told the eggplant to lighten up.
3. The cake said the eggplant was icing on the fun.
4. The confetti told the eggplant it was popping off.
5. Eggplant and pesto are a perfect match; they are both always in the mood to get saucy.
6. The eggplant on karaoke night was pitch purple.
7. The piñata said the eggplant was a smashing success.
8. The lights told the eggplant it was glowing with humor.
9. The eggplant in a conga line said it was stem to stem.
10. The drink umbrella called the eggplant a shady character.
11. The eggplant on the dance floor said it was groove-plant.

Eggplant Puns for Technology Fans

1. The eggplant updated its software and became purple 2.0.
2. The WiFi told the eggplant to connect with stronger signals.
3. The eggplant in virtual reality said it was unreal.
4. The keyboard said the eggplant kept pressing its buttons.
5. The mouse told the eggplant to click with others.
6. The smartphone told the eggplant it was out of juice.
7. The cloud told the eggplant to back itself up.
8. The eggplant in coding class kept looping around.
9. The laptop said the eggplant was overheating with jokes.
10. The charger told the eggplant it was plugged into fun.

Eggplant Puns for Movie Fans

1. The eggplant auditioned for a role and said it was ripe for fame.
2. In action films the eggplant was always the stunt veggie.
3. The eggplant in horror films always got sautéed first.
4. The eggplant in rom-coms was hopelessly purple.
5. Eggplant asked the radish if it could borrow some spice, but the radish just gave it the cold shoulder.
6. The eggplant in sci-fi films claimed it was from the purple galaxy.
7. The eggplant in drama films always overacted.
8. The eggplant in musicals said it was note-worthy.
9. The eggplant in thrillers was stalked constantly.
10. The eggplant on set kept saying cut but never sliced.
11. The eggplant won an award for best supporting veggie.

Eggplant Puns for Random Laughs

1. The eggplant joined a band and played the purple guitar.
2. The magician turned an eggplant into a rabbit and called it stew-pendous.
3. The eggplant said life was grape but purpled with challenges.
4. The eggplant in the library was well read and overcooked.
5. The eggplant tried stand up comedy and bombed like a roasted pepper.
6. The eggplant went to space and said it was astro-plant.
7. The eggplant at the zoo called itself the purple elephant.
8. The eggplant joined chess club and said it was pawn-some.
9. The eggplant became a teacher and gave purple grades.
10. The eggplant told itself it was unbeetable.

I once tried to juggle three eggplants and almost knocked over the neighbor’s mailbox. The mailman gave me a look that said I had lost all my marbles and maybe a zucchini too.

Since then I promised never to juggle again but I still sneak in an eggplant puns. If laughter is a vegetable then eggplants are the punchline. Now go share these eggplant puns with someone else and spread the purple giggles around.