Covid Puns So Good, They Should Be Quarantined
When the world first went into lockdown, I stocked up like I was preparing for an apocalypse toilet paper, beans,…
When the world first went into lockdown, I stocked up like I was preparing for an apocalypse toilet paper, beans,…
Once, I found myself in a silent desert showdown with a coyote while holding a bag of Doritos. He did…
I once tried to impress a date by talking about regression models. They thought I was confessing my emotional baggage….
I once tried to impress someone by making an entire dinner conversation out of date puns. By the main course,…
I once tried to impress my neighbor by trimming my front hedge into a majestic topiary. Let us just say…
I once tried to impress my outdoorsy friends by planning a weekend camping trip. Let us just say, I pitched…
I once rode a camel at a tourist attraction thinking it would be a peaceful, majestic experience. Instead, my camel…
I once missed my bus because I was too busy waving at the driver like we were long-lost best friends….
It all started when I signed up for a 5K thinking it stood for “Five Krispy Kremes.” Imagine my shock…
I once tried to impress someone on a historical walking tour by confidently identifying a stone arch as “definitely medieval,…
End of Jokes
End of Jokes