Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, These Puns Are Hilarious, and So Are You
Last week, I tried to be romantic and gave someone a rose… only to realize it was fake and still…
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Laughter Is Contagious; And So Are These Rheum Puns
This morning I sneezed and pulled a muscle… in my eyebrow. That is when I knew my body was writing…
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Snap Into These Best Reptile Puns Before They Crawl Away
The other day I tried telling a reptile puns at a party, and let’s just say the only one who…
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Too Cute to Handle: Reindeer Puns for Your Inner Elf
Last Christmas, I wore antlers to a party thinking I would look festive; turns out I looked more “lost woodland…
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Tired of Soft Humor? Try These Hard-Hitting Punch Puns!
Last weekend, I asked my nephew if he wanted some fruit punch, and he said, “Only if it does not…
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Funniest Promposal Puns So Good, They Deserve a Corsage
One time, I tried to promposal with a pizza box that said, “You have got a pizza my heart.” Cute,…
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Warning: These Passover Puns May Cause Uncontrolled Kvetching
Last Passover, I tried to be fancy and host my own Seder; big mistake. I hid the Afikoman so well,…
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Hoo Knew That Owl Puns Could Be This Funny and Clever
One time an owl stared me down on a hiking trail, and I swear it judged my entire life in…
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Mummy Puns That Will Have You Wrapped Up in Laughter!
I will be the first to admit it: I have got a thing for mummies. Maybe it is their spooky…
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Mug Puns Collection That will Brew Up a Storm of Laughter
Recently, I found myself chatting with my coffee mug like it was my best friend. There is something magical about…
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