UFO Puns That Will Abduct Your Funny Bone
Last night I was staring at the sky when I thought I saw a UFO hovering above my house. I…
Last night I was staring at the sky when I thought I saw a UFO hovering above my house. I…
Last week, I found myself sitting on the throne a little longer than expected, scrolling on my phone, and then…
Last summer I tried to impress my friends by showing off my tennis skills. Instead of serving an ace, I…
I once stared at a pie chart for so long that I actually started craving pie. My friend caught me…
One time I was scrolling through my feed so long that my phone asked if I needed a snack break….
It all started when I hid a Snickers bar in my drawer and completely forgot about it. Weeks later, I…
I once tried to impress a date by buying flowers, but I accidentally grabbed a bouquet meant for a funeral….
One year I tried dressing up as an elf for our family holiday party, and my shoes curled so much…
I still remember the first time I tried eggnog. I thought it was just milk with a fancy holiday hat,…
I once tried to impress a crush by sketching her portrait, but she said it looked more like a potato…
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