Ketchup Puns That Will Leave You in a Squeeze
The other day I tried to impress my friends by flipping a ketchup bottle like a fancy chef. Instead it…
The other day I tried to impress my friends by flipping a ketchup bottle like a fancy chef. Instead it…
Last week I made a giant bowl of jello and tried to impress my friends by flipping it out of…
Last summer I borrowed my friend’s Jeep and pretended I was a fearless off road explorer. The only problem was…
Last week I hugged my dog so tightly that he sneezed right in my face. Instead of being grossed out,…
When I was a kid, I once tried to impress my friends by pretending to ride an invisible horse. I…
The first time I sat at a hibachi grill, I was not ready for the flying shrimp or the onion…
Last year during Hanukkah, I tried to tell my family a few hanukkah puns while lighting the menorah. They laughed…
One Halloween I dressed as a ghoul and tried to scare my neighbor. Instead, I tripped over my own cape…
When I was a kid, I once tried to eat a whole tray of lasagna just to feel closer to…
When I was a kid, I loved running around in my pajamas pretending they were caveman clothes. I would shout…
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