You Will Not Believe How Funny These Breakfast Puns Are
Last weekend I overslept and burned my toast, but instead of being upset I started making breakfast puns. I told…
Last weekend I overslept and burned my toast, but instead of being upset I started making breakfast puns. I told…
When I first tried to start a garden, I accidentally watered my shoes instead of the plants. My neighbor laughed…
The first time I played Borderlands, I accidentally ran straight into a Skag and shouted louder than Claptrap at a…
Last summer, I went on a picnic and accidentally sat right next to a beehive. Instead of panicking, I started…
The first time I read my horoscope, it told me to avoid clumsy behavior. Five minutes later, I spilled juice…
I once had a friend named Anna who could turn any serious moment into a comedy show. One time she…
The first time I experienced anesthesia, I woke up and asked the nurse if she had stolen my socks. Everyone…
The other day I was at a dinner party when someone shouted across the table, “Hey Andrew, pass the bread.”…
Last weekend, I went to a petting zoo and met the fluffiest alpaca I had ever seen. The moment I…
I still remember when I tried to balance an acorn on my nose just to impress my cousin. Instead, it…
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