Hilarious Massage Puns Edition That Will Rub You The Right Way
One time I booked a massage after a long week of pretending to exercise. I walked into the spa and…
One time I booked a massage after a long week of pretending to exercise. I walked into the spa and…
Last Labor Day I tried to impress my friends by flipping burgers on the grill but managed to drop one…
I once had a friend named Grace, and every time she walked into a room, I could not resist making…
One time I tried to bake a cake for a friend’s celebration and forgot to add sugar. Everyone took one…
I once tried on a pair of novelty glasses at a street fair and immediately bumped into a friendly lamp…
I once bought an eggplant because I thought it was a purple football. My neighbor saw me running in the…
I brought a cooler to the picnic and the only thing colder than the ice was my first joke attempt…
Last weekend I tried to froth milk with a whisk and a dream and the kitchen learned what hopeful chaos…
I once tried to ride an imaginary chocobo to school and nearly tripped over my own shoelaces. My teacher asked…
I once tried to balance on a buoy at the beach and ended up looking like a confused penguin. The…
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