Retirement Speech Jokes That Will Have You Leaving in Laughter
When my uncle retired, he told me he was finally free to do nothing professionally. At his retirement party, his…
When my uncle retired, he told me he was finally free to do nothing professionally. At his retirement party, his…
I still remember the first time I got my paycheck. I opened it with the excitement of a kid unwrapping…
Last weekend, I decided to fix my old wooden deck. I proudly stepped back to admire my work, only to…
The other day I tried to fix a clogged sink myself and ended up flooding half the kitchen. As I…
When I first tried my hand at making something out of metal, I accidentally melted a spoon and called it…
I remember my first visit to a therapist. I walked in thinking I would just talk, but I ended up…
The first time I went fishing, I thought I would catch dinner but instead I caught my own hat with…
I once tried to impress my uncle by talking about investing puns at the dinner table. He said I was…
Last week I tried to help a friend pack moving boxes, and I ended up making packaging puns the whole…
When I was in college, I once tried to write an article about my cat knocking over a glass of…
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