Hilariously Very Stupid Jokes That Are So Dumb

Ever heard a joke so silly that your brain gives up before the punchline even lands? Perfect, you’re exactly where you need to be. These very stupid jokes make no sense, break all the rules, and still manage to make you laugh.

Get ready for pure, uncomplicated fun that hits you in the best (and dumbest) way possible.

Ridiculously Funny Stupid Jokes That Make No Sense

1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby.
2. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… but he’s still just a stuffed dummy.
4. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on self-harm. She said, “No, we only have books on patience.” So I threw one at her.
5. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
6. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
8. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
9. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
11. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
12. What did one hat say to the other? “Stay here, I’m going on ahead.”
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
15. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
16. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
17. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
18. I tried to start a band called “1023MB,” but we haven’t got a gig yet.
19. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
20. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
21. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
22. Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
23. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
24. I told my computer I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending me coffee mugs.
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
26. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
27. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
28. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
29. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
30. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
31. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
32. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

Extremely Stupid Jokes That Are Impossible Not to Laugh At

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s not working. I’m on a seafood-only diet – I see food and eat it!
6. Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
7. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
8. How do cows stay up to date with current events? They read the moos-paper.
9. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on, so I just fastened my pants.
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
11. Why did the scarecrow break up with the farmer? He found her too corny.
12. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
13. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG.
14. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
15. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
16. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
17. I’m reading a book on reverse psychology… don’t bother picking it up.
18. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
19. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
20. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
22. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
23. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
24. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
25. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a high note!
26. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
27. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
28. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
31. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
32. What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Conclusion

If you made it through this batch of very stupid jokes, consider yourself officially entertained and slightly confused, which is exactly the point.

These silly punchlines may not be brilliant, but they are perfect for lifting your mood. Whenever you need a quick laugh, come back for more beautifully dumb humor.