Vehicle Jokes

Last week I took my first ever flight, and let me tell you, I packed snacks, movies, and confidence. What…

Let me tell you about the time I tried to make a quick getaway from an awkward situation and ended…

I once tried to impress my cousin by making up a Dodge acronym on the spot and ended up saying…

I have a confession to make. The other day, I was at the train station, and as I waited for…

I once owned an old Chevrolet that squeaked, rattled, and proudly puffed smoke like a champion. Every time I started…

I have this friend who drives trucks for a living, and the other day he told me he had heard…

I remember the first time I saw a Corvette. I thought it was a spaceship that got lost on the…

I once tried to look calm when an ambulance passed by, but I waved so hard the paramedic almost pulled…

I still remember the first time I got a screw in my tire. I thought my car was sighing at…

I once thought flying was glamorous until I sat between a snoring man and a crying baby for six hours….