The Ultimate Collection of Toy Story Jokes: Laugh till Woody Drops!

I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when I realized something. My favorite Toy Story character is not Buzz, it is not Woody either; it is actually the jokes from the movies. I started cracking up thinking about all the hidden jokes, dad jokes, and even the ones that go over our heads!
You know those moments in Toy Story that make you snicker or giggle without even realizing why? Well, if you love Toy Story as much as I do, get ready to dive into a treasure trove of Toy Story jokes. These jokes are so good, they will make your toys laugh out loud!

Jokes About Toy Story

1. Why did Woody break up with his girlfriend? He just could not handle her “high strings.”
2. Why did Buzz Lightyear get hired at the bakery? Because he knew how to “fly” the dough!
3. What did the alien in Toy Story say when it could not find its spaceship? “Oh no! The ‘buzz’ is gone!”
4. In Toy Story, Gen Alpha would replace Woody with a drone and Buzz with a TikTok influencer.
5. Why do not toys ever argue with Buzz Lightyear? Because he always says “To infinity and beyond, no matter what!”
6. What did Woody say to the toys when they were being noisy? “Y’all better settle down or I will ‘sheriff’ you to silence!”
7. Why is Buzz always calm under pressure? Because he is “out of this world” at keeping cool.
8. What is Andy’s favorite type of music? “Toy-tunes”!
9. What did Mr. Potato Head say when he lost his nose? “Well, this is ‘nose’-worthy!”
10. Why do not toys make great comedians? Because they always “stiff” up on punchlines!
11. What did Woody say when he found a broken toy? “It is time for a little ‘repair’ work, partner!”

Toy Story Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call a cowboy who cannot sing? A “Woody-ful” voice! Ha!
2. Why did Buzz Lightyear bring a towel to the party? Because he was ready to “soar” into fun!
3. What is Buzz’s favorite way to travel? On a “space shuttle-craft”! Get it?
4. Why does Mr. Potato Head never go to the dentist? Because he does not want to lose his “ears”!
5. What did the alien say to Woody at the carnival? “You are out of this world, partner!”
6. What did Woody’s boots say to each other? “I am feeling ‘toe-tally’ awesome today!”
7. Why did Rex become a photographer? Because he loved to “snap” pictures!
8. Why did Jessie never take a nap? She was always “riding high”!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that loves Toy Story? A “Rex-cited” fan!
10. What is Buzz Lightyear’s favorite snack? “Rocket chips”!

Toy Story 3 Jokes

1. Why did not Lotso want to join the circus? Because he was “too soft” for the job!
2. What is the funniest part of Toy Story 3? When the toys are “caught” in a sticky situation!
3. Why did Barbie break up with Ken in Toy Story 3? Because he could not “match” her energy!
4. Why did Buzz Lightyear need a seatbelt in Toy Story 3? To avoid “buzzing” through the roof!
5. What did Woody say when the toys were about to be sold? “Looks like we are ‘auctioning’ for our lives now!”
6. Why do not the toys in Toy Story 3 ever get lost? Because they always follow the “Toy Map”!
7. Buzz Lightyear tried to fly to the Shire in Toy Story, but ended up in a Hobbit hole instead.
8. What did Lotso say to the toys in Toy Story 3? “I am ‘bear’-ly gonna let you escape!”
9. Why did Ken join Toy Story 3’s party? Because he heard it was going to be “Barbie” spectacular!
10. What did the toys in the daycare say when they found a puzzle piece? “Looks like a ‘piece’ of cake!”
11. Why was Woody always late in Toy Story 3? Because he was “too busy rounding up the crew!”

Toy Story 4 Jokes

1. What did Forky say when he saw the trash can? “I am ‘trash’-y and proud!”
2. Why did Buzz Lightyear go to the carnival in Toy Story 4? To “spin” a new adventure!
3. What is Forky’s favorite game in Toy Story 4? “Catch the trash can!”
4. What did Woody say to Forky in Toy Story 4? “You are not just garbage, you are ‘garbage-ous’!”
5. Why did Bo Peep move to the carnival in Toy Story 4? Because she was “really hooked” on adventure!
6. What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody in Toy Story 4? “We are ‘buzzing’ with excitement for this new chapter!”
7. Why was Forky afraid to go to the carnival? Because he was “trash-ing” himself out!
8. What did Woody say when he met his old friends in Toy Story 4? “Looks like we’re back in ‘sheriff’ mode!”
9. Why did Jessie love Toy Story 4? Because it was full of “wild, wild west” fun!
10. What is Bo Peep’s favorite way to relax? “She ‘sheep’-ishly takes a nap!”

Toy Story Dad Jokes

1. What do you call a Toy Story movie marathon? “Buzzed Lightyear”!
2. Why does Woody always carry a pen? Because he loves to “draw” attention!
3. What do you call an old toy? A “re-living” memory!
4. Toy Story toys met Elsa Frozen, but Buzz Lightyear kept asking her if she could freeze the whole galaxy.
5. Why does Buzz Lightyear hate vegetables? Because they are not “out of this world”!
6. What did the toy train say when it hit a roadblock? “I am ‘track’-ing down a new path!”
7. Why did Woody take his boots off? Because they “toe-tally” needed a break!
8. What did Buzz say to the cowboys? “Y’all ready to ‘blast off’ into adventure?”
9. Why did Jessie’s rope get a job? Because it had “knot” better things to do!
10. What did Mr. Potato Head say to his friends? “I am ‘spud’-tacular!”
11. What did Rex say to the toys? “Let’s have a ‘roar’-ing good time!”

Toy Story Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock. Who is there? Buzz. Buzz who? Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond!
2. Knock knock. Who is there? Rex. Rex who? Rex-treme fun is coming your way!
3. Knock knock. Who is there? Woody. Woody who? Woody you like to join me for a ride?
4. Knock knock. Who is there? Forky. Forky who? Forky cannot believe you knocked!
5. Knock knock. Who is there? Lotso. Lotso who? Lotso fun here!
6. Knock knock. Who is there? Jessie. Jessie who? Jessie your smile brighten my day!
7. Knock knock. Who is there? Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato Head who? Mr. Potato Head your way to fun!
8. Knock knock. Who is there? Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear who? Buzz Lightyear forever!
9. Knock knock. Who is there? Bo Peep. Bo Peep who? Bo Peep-ning to new adventures!
10. Knock knock. Who is there? Bullseye. Bullseye who? Bullseye on the target for fun!

Hidden Toy Story Jokes

1. What is the name of the toy that never stops working? “A ‘Buzz’ machine!”
2. What did you not see in Toy Story 1? The secret “Flying Buzz” easter egg!
3. Why did you miss the best joke in Toy Story 2? Because it was hidden in the “shadow” of Woody!
4. What did Pixar say was the secret ingredient to Toy Story? A dash of “hidden” humor!
5. What is the name of the secret menu in Toy Story? The “Buzz and Woody” special!
6. Why do not fans get the joke about the singing cactus in Toy Story 3? It is a “secret” country hit!
7. What is the best Toy Story joke no one saw? The Easter egg in the background!
8. Why is the “trash can” always a hidden joke in Toy Story? Because it is “garbage-ly” awesome!
9. In Toy Story, Mike Wazowski tried to join the team but only got one-eye’s worth of attention.
10. What did the toy say to the secret entrance? “Let’s ‘buzz’ in like no one is watching!”
11. Why did Rex’s roar go unnoticed in Toy Story 2? Because it was too “hidden” in the scene.

Character Toy Story Jokes

1. Why did Woody bring a pencil to the bar? Because he was ready to “draw” some attention!
2. What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody at the start of a race? “May the ‘toys’ be with you!”
3. Why did Jessie’s hat refuse to come off? Because it was “stuck in a round-up”!
4. Why did Rex go to therapy? Because he had “dinosaur” issues!
5. What did Mr. Potato Head say when he saw his reflection? “I guess I am looking “spud”-tacular!”
6. What did Lotso do when he got angry? He started “bearing” down on everyone!
7. Why does Bo Peep always win at hide-and-seek? Because she is “hooked” on finding people!
8. What did Buzz Lightyear say when he saw a shadow? “To infinity and ‘shadow’ beyond!”
9. Why does Bullseye always win at the races? Because he is “hoof-ing” it to the finish line!
10. What does Barbie say when she is late? “Sorry, I was stuck in a ‘Ken’nection issue!”

Toy Story Movie Plot Jokes

1. Why did not Woody ever get caught in Toy Story 1? Because he “worked well” under pressure!
2. What happened when Buzz Lightyear tried to take over the Toy Story plot? He said, “To infinity and ‘plot’ twists!”
3. Why did the toys start their adventure in Toy Story 2? Because they wanted to “play it by ear”!
4. What did Woody do in Toy Story 3 when he thought he was going to be thrown away? He said, “I will ‘round up’ the gang!”
5. Why did the toys never worry in Toy Story 4? Because they always “knew how to ‘play’ the plot out!”
6. Woody warned Pinocchio in Toy Story: “If your nose grows, we might need a new toy model!”
7. What did Buzz say when he was lost in Toy Story 4? “This ‘plot’ feels unfamiliar!”
8. Why did the toys in Toy Story 2 get stuck in the garage? Because they were “tightly packed” with jokes!
9. What was Woody’s biggest challenge in Toy Story 3? The “junkyard of emotions”!
10. Why did Forky bring some issues to the plot in Toy Story 4? Because he was “trash” talking!
11. What was the secret to Toy Story’s plot? “Toy-tally” unpredictable moments!

Fun Facts Toy Story Jokes

1. Did you know that Buzz Lightyear’s name is a fun fact? He is always “buzzing” with excitement!
2. Did you know that Woody almost did not get the role? They thought he was “too cowboy” for the part!
3. What is Buzz Lightyear’s real superpower? His “space” jokes that will make you laugh for days!
4. Did you know Mr. Potato Head was originally going to be a carrot? He “rooted” for potatoes instead!
5. What is one fact about Toy Story you did not know? That it was “animated to perfection!”
6. Did you know that Bo Peep’s staff is actually a “sheep-fighting weapon” in disguise?
7. Did you know the Pizza Planet truck is hidden in every Toy Story movie? It is a “slice” of fun!
8. Did you know Rex always wanted to be a T-Rex? Well, he “roared” into the role!
9. Did you know the toy collection was designed by a real toy maker? Talk about a “toy-tally” real experience!
10. Did you know Buzz Lightyear was the first to make a movie joke about “space”? Now that’s out of this world!

Well, there you have it; my ultimate collection of Toy Story jokes that I am sure will have you laughing ’til the cows come home. I have to admit, writing all these jokes about Woody, Buzz, and the gang made me want to grab some toys and throw my own Toy Story movie marathon.
If you need more laughs or fun ideas, just remember; life is too short not to laugh, especially when it comes to Toy Story! So the next time someone asks, ‘What is the joke?’ you know where to look! Keep laughing, partner!