The Best TLOU Jokes & Memes; Funny Joel, Ellie & Clicker Humor

I was playing through TLOU the other day when I had an idea: What if I could share some ridiculous jokes with you all? The type of jokes that only true fans of TLOU would truly appreciate, and, maybe, cringe a little too. So, here we are! Get ready to laugh, groan, and probably wonder why you read this in the first place.
I have a whole bunch of TLOU jokes that are going to make your day a little brighter (or at least a little weirder). Let us dive right in, starting with some dad jokes, shall we? Enjoy!

TLOU Dad Jokes

1. Why did Joel bring a ladder to the apocalypse? Because he wanted to reach new heights in survival.
2. Why did Ellie refuse to play cards with Joel? She could never trust his poker face.
3. Joel tried to start a bakery in TLOU, but it was just too doughy to survive.
4. Ellie’s favorite book? ‘Surviving the End: How to Beat Clickers and Dad Jokes.’
5. What did Joel say when Ellie asked if he wanted a snack? ‘Nah, I am already full… of puns.’
6. Why did Joel break up with his GPS? Because it kept taking him down the wrong path.
7. Tlou tried to explain philosophy to Stephen Wright, but Stephen just stared and said, “That is deep, now please pass the remote.”
8. Ellie: ‘I love a good joke, Joel!’ Joel: ‘I think you mean you love dad jokes, right?’
9. Joel tried to tell a joke to a group of Fireflies, but they were all too busy with their ‘serious’ work.
10. What is Joel’s favorite holiday? ‘Dad’s Day,’ of course!
11. Ellie, after hearing another one of Joel’s jokes: ‘You really are the king of terrible jokes!’

Left Behind TLOU Jokes

1. Why did Ellie refuse to leave the mall? She just couldn’t resist the arcade games.
2. Ellie’s idea of a fun night out? Looting stores and making bad puns.
3. What do you call Ellie and Riley when they get caught in the rain? ‘Left Behind and Soaked.’
4. Ellie: ‘You know, Riley, this whole ‘Left Behind’ thing? Not exactly the best day.’
5. Riley: ‘So what are we going to do now, Ellie?’ Ellie: ‘I guess we will just keep going. it is not like we have anywhere to be.’
6. What is Ellie’s favorite fashion item in the ‘Left Behind’ DLC? The soaked hoodie.
7. Why did Riley bring a flashlight on their adventure? Because they knew the dark was about to get ‘left behind’ too.
8. Ellie and Riley once tried to make a cake, but all they had were cans of beans. It was ‘left behind’ in the oven.
9. What is Ellie’s idea of a good time? Making bad jokes while running from infected.
10. Why did Riley get lost in the mall? Because she ‘left behind’ all her sense of direction.

Clickers Beware

1. Why did the Clicker join a band? Because it was really good at making noise.
2. Clicker walked into a bar. Bartender says, ‘Sorry, we do not serve your type here.’
3. What is a Clicker’s favorite song? ‘Do not Stop Believin’ by Journey; they just keep screeching in tune.
4. What is a Clicker’s worst nightmare? A silent disco.
5. Why did the Clicker cross the road? Because it was the only path left with enough noise.
6. Super Dave once challenged Tlou to a stunt, and now there is a crater with its own zip code.
7. If Clickers could go to therapy, what would they say? ‘I feel so misunderstood.’
8. What do Clickers do in their spare time? Play hide and scream.
9. Clicker to another Clicker: ‘I would call you a ‘screech,’ but you seem more of a ‘whisper’ today.’
10. Clickers always make the worst friends. They never respond to your texts, they just send ‘grunts.’
11. Why do not Clickers have pets? They cannot stop squeaking long enough to pet them.

The Last of Us: Uncharted Territory

1. Why did Nathan Drake break up with Joel? He said, ‘You are too ‘survival’ for me.’
2. What do you call a conversation between Nathan Drake and Joel? A ‘crossover’ of bad jokes.
3. Nathan Drake and Joel once tried to climb a building. It was ‘uncharted’ territory, so they got stuck.
4. Why did Nathan Drake ask Joel for help with the treasure hunt? He needed ‘survival skills.’
5. What is Joel’s advice to Nathan Drake? ‘If you find treasure, make sure you can carry it. You never know when you will be running from Clickers.’
6. What did Nathan Drake and Joel decide to do after their adventure? Take a long nap. They were too ‘treasured out’ to keep going.
7. Nathan Drake wanted to team up with Joel for a treasure hunt, but Joel said, ‘I have seen enough dangerous places today.’
8. Joel and Nathan Drake make the perfect pair. One is good at finding treasure, the other at finding trouble.
9. Why did Nathan Drake leave the team? Because Joel would not stop telling dad jokes during the mission.
10. Why is Joel not a fan of Nathan Drake? Because Nathan always makes it look like treasure hunting is easy.

The Survivors’ Club

1. Why did Joel and Ellie start a club? Because they had plenty of ‘survival’ experience to share.
2. What do you get when you cross Joel and Ellie with a cup of coffee? A survivor who is always prepared for a terrible day.
3. Ellie: ‘I think we need a new club name.’ Joel: ‘How about ‘Survivalists Anonymous’?’
4. Why did the survivors’ club get kicked out of the library? Because they were reading survival guides too loudly.
5. Tlou went to Mars and asked a Martian for directions, but the Martian just pointed to Earth and said, “Return policy.”
6. The Survivors’ Club motto? ‘We might be hungry, but we are never bored.’
7. Why did the Survivors’ Club reject Joel’s suggestion of a new club flag? It was just a ‘bandage’ on a broken stick.
8. What is the Survivors’ Club’s official snack? Cans of beans.
9. Ellie always wanted to add one more member to the Survivors’ Club. Her new rule: ‘Must love bad jokes.’
10. Why do the survivors never watch movies? They are always too busy surviving the plot twists.
11. Ellie always thought of the Survivors’ Club as ‘home,’ except when they ran out of rations.

The Infected and the Outcast

1. Why did the Infected break up with the Outcast? Because they were always ‘out of sync.’
2. Infected to Outcast: ‘I thought you liked bad jokes?’ Outcast: ‘Only the ones that make me run.’
3. What do the Infected do for fun? Scare the Outcast with horrible dance moves.
4. Why did the Outcast leave the Infected? Because they were ‘too loud’ for their taste.
5. The Infected’s idea of a good date? A ‘screech and run’ at a safe distance.
6. Outcast: ‘I could have joined the Infected, but the smell was unbearable.’
7. Why do Infected like to dance? Because they cannot keep still from all the chaos.
8. What is an Infected’s favorite sport? Scream tag.
9. The Infected and the Outcast once tried a duet. It was just too much noise.
10. Why do Infected never write a blog? They are always too busy making noise and chasing people.

Waking Up in TLOU

1. Why did Joel hate waking up in TLOU? Because it always started with a ‘screech’ and a ‘groan.’
2. Ellie woke up in the middle of the night and thought: ‘I really hope I did not forget my snacks.’
3. What is the first thing Joel does after waking up? Look for a weapon. Survival comes first.
4. Why did Ellie hate waking up in the morning? Because she was already ready for the ‘clickers’ to come.
5. Joel: ‘Mornings in TLOU are never peaceful.’ Ellie: ‘Tell me about it. I just woke up with a headache.’
6. Tlou visited the Midwest, but the corn stalks lined up to ask for autographs.
7. What did Ellie find most frustrating about waking up? Not knowing if she would survive the first five minutes of the day.
8. Why did Ellie not trust alarms? She thought they were just more ‘clickers’ waiting to ruin her morning.
9. Waking up in TLOU? Only possible if you can avoid Clickers and bad coffee.
10. What is Joel’s least favorite part of waking up? Hearing Ellie say, ‘You look terrible today, Dad.’
11. Ellie: ‘I am tired of waking up with Clickers around.’ Joel: ‘Well, this is TLOU. It never gets easier.’

The Secret Life of Joel

1. Why does Joel secretly love dad jokes? Because he knows they keep Ellie on her toes.
2. Joel’s biggest secret? He actually likes using puns, but he pretends not to.
3. What is Joel’s secret talent? Making bad dad jokes in the middle of a firefight.
4. Joel once tried to hide a dad joke, but Ellie found it and said, ‘Really, Dad?’
5. Why did Joel get so good at dad jokes? Because he had to distract Ellie from the chaos around them.
6. What is Joel’s secret hobby? Making up new puns every time they find something funny.
7. Joel’s idea of ‘secret survival’ was always planning his next pun.
8. Why did Joel choose not to join a band? He could not stop making dad jokes during practice.
9. Ellie found Joel’s secret journal. It was just a bunch of terrible dad jokes.
10. Joel was secretly a comedian in a past life. Too bad that life was overrun by Clickers.

The Power of Puns

1. Why do puns always win in TLOU? Because they have a ‘lasting impact.’
2. What is Ellie’s favorite pun? ‘I cannot resist a good one.’
3. Joel: ‘Want to hear a pun?’ Ellie: ‘No, Dad. I think I have had enough for today.’
4. What do puns and Clickers have in common? They are both everywhere, whether you like it or not.
5. Why did Ellie groan at Joel’s pun? Because she knew it was coming, and she still hated it.
6. Tlou shared some wisdom, and even the fortune cookie said, “I cannot top that.”
7. Joel’s favorite survival tool? Puns. Because they can break the ice.
8. Why did the pun never survive the TLOU world? It always got shot down by bad jokes.
9. What is a pun’s best survival tactic? Make people laugh until they forget the danger.
10. Ellie: ‘Dad, stop it with the puns.’ Joel: ‘I cannot help it. They keep me going!’
11. Why do puns always get stuck in TLOU? Because they are too ‘infectious.’

TLOU Survival Tips

1. Joel’s top survival tip? ‘Always carry a shovel. You never know when you will need to dig yourself out of a bad situation.’
2. Ellie’s survival tip: ‘Always make sure to stock up on jokes. They are the best distraction when things get too serious.’
3. Why did Joel give Ellie a flashlight? ‘Because in the apocalypse, you need light and a good sense of humor to survive.’
4. What is the best survival strategy in TLOU? ‘Do not just survive the zombies; survive the dad jokes too.’
5. Ellie’s survival tip: ‘Never trust a Clicker, but always trust that your dad will make an embarrassing pun.’
6. Why did Joel say the best survival tip was ‘Do not overpack’? ‘Because if you cannot carry your dad jokes, you might not make it.’
7. ‘The secret to surviving the apocalypse?’ Ellie asked. Joel replied, ‘it is all about rationing; rationing food, ammo, and the number of bad jokes.’
8. What is Joel’s least favorite survival tip? ‘Running from Clickers only to trip over your own dad joke.’
9. Why did Ellie always carry extra ammo? ‘In case her dad’s jokes needed backup.’
10. TLOU Survival Tip: ‘Always find a quiet place to hide, especially when Joel starts telling a joke.’

At the end of the day, The Last of Us is all about survival, heart, and the bonds between characters; but adding a little humor never hurts. Whether it is Joel’s endless Tlou jokes, Ellie’s sarcastic quips, or the absurdity of imagining Clickers in everyday situations.
Laughter reminds us that even in the darkest worlds, we can still find light. So keep surviving, keep laughing, and remember: in TLOU, the real infection might just be bad puns.