Science Jokes

When I was in high school, I thought physics was just numbers until I discovered the magic of physics puns….

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a dinosaur hunter until I learned the real word was paleontologist….

I still remember the first time I got my flu shot. I strutted out of the pharmacy like I had…

I once put on two pairs of glasses because I thought extra lenses would give me extra wisdom. Instead I…

Last week I tried to save power by turning off my lights, but I accidentally turned on my imagination instead….

Last autumn I raked a huge pile of leaves in the yard and my neighbor asked if I was preparing…

Last week I was sitting in the waiting room for a check up and overheard a child asking if kidneys…

I have to admit, I used to think science was just a bunch of boring formulas and equations until I…

Last week I was at a family dinner when my uncle asked if anyone knew how to play the organ….

I once studied for a big exam with a bowl of pretzels and a brain full of pharmacology puns, and…