Prehistoric Puns That Would Make A Dinosaur Spit Out Its Fern

I remember the first time I tried to impress a group of friends with my Prehistoric Puns. They stared at me like I was a caveman discovering fire for the first time. I kept going because I believed that humor could move mountains and possibly wake a sleeping T Rex.

It reminded me of the time I told a joke so old it turned into a fossil. So here I am again ready to share my funny adventures with these Prehistoric Puns.

Prehistoric Puns

1. Why did the dinosaur refuse to play cards because he hated cheetahs even before extinction.
2. The caveman invented the wheel and instantly started rolling out terrible jokes.
3. The T Rex opened a bakery and everyone complained he kept dropping the dough.
4. The caveman told his wife he brought home dinner and it turned out to be a rock.
5. Why did the dinosaur fail the driving test because he could not parallel roar.
6. The mammoth started a fashion business and it became a hairy situation.
7. The caveman tried to go on a diet but could not stop eating pre historic portions.
8. The dinosaur lost his job because he kept taking too many dino naps.
9. The caveman invented music by banging two rocks and called it solid hits.
10. Why was the T Rex good at arguments because he always had the final bite.
11. The archaeologist broke up with the fossil because he said it was too old fashioned.
12. The dinosaur opened a restaurant but no one came because of the terrible atmosphere.
13. The caveman loved fishing and said he was an early adopter of seafood trends.
14. Why did the dinosaur take acting classes because he wanted to land Jurassic roles.
15. The caveman built a home and called it prehistoric chic.
16. The dinosaur became a lawyer and specialized in jaw suits.
17. The mammoth started a spa but failed because everything was ice cold.
18. Why did the caveman join a book club to read between the rock lines.
19. The dinosaur took up art and became a real draw saur.
20. The caveman invented the first toothbrush made entirely of regret.
21. Why was the dinosaur bad at hide and seek because his roar gave him away.
22. The prehistoric bird went to therapy because he was feeling extinct.
23. The caveman tried yoga and immediately became a stone cold expert.
24. The dinosaur opened a music band and called it Rock and Roar.
25. The prehistoric fish tried stand up comedy and landed a splash.
26. The T Rex hated modern technology but always approved of the bite mark logo.
27. The caveman tried to sell real estate and said it was a rock solid investment.
28. The saber tooth tiger became a barber because he already had the tools.
29. The dinosaur did not like elevators because he was afraid of extinction tension.
30. The caveman tried to start a podcast but kept speaking in cave echo.
31. Why did the mammoth start a bakery because he wanted to whisk history.
32. The prehistoric turtle said he invented patience before it was cool.
33. The caveman ate stone soup because he believed in solid nutrition.
34. The dinosaur joined a gym and said he needed to bulk up before evolution.
35. The prehistoric frog became a philosopher and said life hops along.
36. The caveman invented sports and immediately lost every game.
37. The dinosaur tried meditation but his mind kept going Jurassic.
38. Why did the caveman start a fashion line because he believed fur was forever.
39. The prehistoric whale became a singer and was a huge hit.
40. The dinosaur invented fast food and it went extinct immediately.
41. The caveman hated winter because the rocks were too cold to sleep on.
42. The dinosaur told everyone he was not extinct but just taking a break.
43. The prehistoric snake became a chef and specialized in hiss terical recipes.
44. The caveman invented art by smearing berries and called it bold.
45. The dinosaur ran a gym and said the workout was fierce.
46. The prehistoric bird wrote poems and everyone said they were tweet worthy.
47. The caveman invented time management by yelling sunrise.
48. The dinosaur opened a detective agency and solved cold cases.
49. The mammoth hired a personal trainer and still moved slow.
50. The prehistoric spider started a web design company and business exploded.

I like to think that somewhere out there a dinosaur is laughing at these jokes. Maybe it is in a museum or maybe it is hiding behind a rock waiting for a punchline.

I once told a prehistoric joke at a party and it became a crowd fossil. If you laughed even a little then my prehistoric mission is complete.Until next time keep those Prehistoric Puns alive and roaring.