Hilarious King Arthur Puns for Fans of Camelot and Legends

I remember the first time I tried to make a King Arthur pun. It was during a conversation about knights, and I wanted to sound clever. The only problem was that I accidentally said, “King Arthur was a knight in shining armor,” and everyone laughed.

But not because it was funny, they were laughing at how “royally” bad my pun was. That is when I realized that King Arthur puns are truly a treasure chest of humor. So, here are royal puns that are bound to make you laugh like you have a crown on your head.

King Arthur Puns​

1. Why did King Arthur go to the dentist? To get his Excalibur cleaned.
2. What do you call a King Arthur who loves pasta? A knight with a plate of spaghetti.
3. Why was King Arthur such a great leader? Because he always knew how to ‘round’ up the best knights.
4. What did King Arthur say to his knights after a successful battle? ‘Let’s knight tonight!’
5. Why did King Arthur become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough.
6. What do you call a knight who’s always cracking jokes? Sir Laughs-a-lot.
7. Why did King Arthur bring a pencil to the battlefield? Because he was drawing his sword.
8. What did the knights say when they saw King Arthur’s armor? ‘That’s metal!’
9. Why did King Arthur refuse to use a computer? He preferred to ‘click’ with his sword.
10. What is King Arthur’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
11. Why did King Arthur always get invited to parties? Because he was the ‘king’ of the dance floor.
12. What did King Arthur say to his knights before the battle? ‘Let’s get ready to knight!’
13. Why did the knights like King Arthur? Because he was a ‘knight’ to be reckoned with.
14. What do you call it when King Arthur tells a joke? A ‘royal’ punchline.
15. Why did King Arthur’s knights always want to borrow his sword? Because it was ‘sharp’ and full of ‘point’.
16. What did King Arthur wear to the royal ball? A knight suit.
17. Why did King Arthur bring his pet dog to the round table? Because it was ‘paws-itively’ loyal.
18. What did King Arthur say when he finished his dinner? ‘I’ve had enough of the ‘knight’ snack.’
19. Why did King Arthur join a band? Because he was looking for a ‘knight’ to sing.
20. Why was King Arthur so bad at chess? Because he could never get the knight to move right.
21. What did King Arthur say about his sword? ‘It’s a cut above the rest.’
22. Why was King Arthur so good at math? Because he was great with ‘figures’; especially ‘round’ ones.
23. What’s King Arthur’s favorite movie? ‘Knight of the Living Dead.’
24. What did King Arthur do on a day off? Go on a ‘knightly’ stroll.
25. Why did King Arthur bring a mirror to the battle? Because he wanted to reflect on his success.
26. What do you call King Arthur after a makeover? ‘Sir-iously’ handsome.
27. What’s King Arthur’s favorite pizza topping? Excaliburoni.
28. Why was King Arthur always so confident? He had a ‘round’ table for discussions.
29. What did King Arthur say when he had trouble with his armor? ‘I’m having a knightmare.’
30. What do you call a party thrown by King Arthur? A ‘knight’ out.
31. Why did King Arthur hate shopping? He could never find the ‘knight’ size.
32. Why did King Arthur always look on the bright side? Because he was always ‘on the right knight’ path.
33. What did King Arthur call his favorite friend? ‘Sir’ friend.
34. Why did the knights never gossip about King Arthur? Because they always ‘kept it knightly’.
35. What did King Arthur say about his royal subjects? ‘They’re a cut above the rest.’
36. Why did King Arthur carry an umbrella? To protect himself from ‘knightly’ weather.
37. Why was King Arthur so good at poker? Because he always had an ‘ace’ up his sleeve.
38. What did King Arthur do when he got a cold? He ‘knighted’ the tissues.
39. Why did King Arthur avoid running? Because he did not want to get ‘knight cramps.’
40. What do you call King Arthur after a heavy lunch? ‘Sir Full.’
41. Why did King Arthur always carry a pencil? To ‘draw’ his sword.
42. What do you call King Arthur’s favorite hairstyle? A ‘knight’-cut.
43. Why did King Arthur get lost at the castle? Because he could not find his ‘way knight’.
44. What do you call King Arthur’s horse? ‘Sir Gallops-a-lot.’
45. Why did King Arthur always enjoy royal dinners? Because he had a ‘knight’ appetite.
46. What did King Arthur say when he saw his knights dancing? ‘That’s how you knight!’
47. Why did King Arthur become a comedian? Because he had ‘sword’ wit.
48. What did King Arthur say when he received his new armor? ‘It fits like a ‘knight’ glove.’
49. Why did King Arthur invite only the best knights to his table? Because he wanted the best ‘knight’ of the round.
50. What did King Arthur say to the jester? ‘You really know how to ‘knight’ up the mood.’

Well, I hope you had a ‘royal’ time reading these King Arthur puns. You might not have become a knight today, but at least you got a good laugh. After all, it is said that humor is the sword that cuts through the toughest of days.

So, keep these puns in your back pocket and share them whenever you need to add a little ‘knightly’ charm to your conversations. Till next time, stay punny, my friend!