These Clown Puns Are So Good, Even the Mime Is Laughing
Last year, I took a clowning class on a whim; figured it was time to put my natural talent for…
Last year, I took a clowning class on a whim; figured it was time to put my natural talent for…
The other night, I was chatting with a guy dressed as a zombie at a Halloween party. I asked him…
The other day, I found myself talking to my cat; do not ask, it is a quarantine thing. Anyway, I…
Last week, I caught a cold that turned me into a walking, talking tissue dispenser. Between sneezing fits and binge-watching…
Last weekend, I tried fixing my old sneakers while washing my car. Somewhere between scrubbing the rims and polishing the…
Last week, I confidently strutted into a “serene nature hike” with the energy of a forest influencer and the balance…
Last weekend, I was organizing my closet when I found a weird little box labeled “DO NOT OPEN GOBLIN ENERGY…
Last weekend, I tried to fix my old puppet for a show. One string snapped, the head spun, and it…
Last weekend, I hosted a “casual” fantasy game night. Five minutes in, I was caped in a bedsheet, shouting “I…
The other night, I attempted a DIY fairy costume. After five glue gun burns, a glitter explosion, and a crooked…
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