Hilarious Ghostbusters Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Okay, let me set the scene. The other day, I was watching “Ghostbusters Afterlife” for the hundredth time (do not judge me, it is just that good!), and I started thinking; why are ghost jokes so ridiculously funny? Maybe it is the whole spooky vibe combined with that classic, quirky humor.
Anyway, I thought I would share some hilarious Ghostbusters jokes to make your day a little brighter (and much funnier!). Ready to laugh? Let’s jump into the most absurdly funny “Ghostbusters” jokes that will have you ghosted with laughter.

Jokes About Ghostbusters

1. Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.
2. How do “Ghostbusters” organize a party? They throw a “boo”-last.
3. What do you call a ghost who loves to clean? A “ghostbuster”.
4. Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could always see right through it.
5. What does a “Ghostbuster” say when they are on vacation? “I need a “ghost” of a chance to relax!”
6. How does a “Ghostbuster” catch a cold? By avoiding ghostly drafts.
7. Why do ghosts love “Ghostbusters” movies? Because they are such a “boo”-last to watch.
8. Why did the Ghostbusters give a fist bump to the ghost? They were just trying to be spiritually friendly!
9. What did the ghost say to the “Ghostbuster” at the party? “I will just float around, thanks!”
10. Why do not ghosts like to exercise? Because they hate “body” building.
11. How does a ghost start its day? With a “boo”-nanza of coffee!

Ghostbusters Afterlife Jokes

1. Why was the “Ghostbusters Afterlife” team always calm? Because they were experts at keeping things “ghost”-ly cool.
2. What did Phoebe say when the ghost gave her a hard time? “You “boo”-nehead!”
3. Why did the “Ghostbusters Afterlife” kids start a rock band? Because they were great at “busting” out some killer tunes.
4. How do you know if you are a “Ghostbusters Afterlife” fan? You get chills every time you hear the theme song.
5. What did Egon say when he found a ghost in his kitchen? “I “spooked” it!”
6. Why did the kids in “Ghostbusters Afterlife” never lose at hide and seek? Because they were always “ghosting” their opponents.
7. What is the most popular “Ghostbusters Afterlife” dance move? The “Spooky Shuffle!”
8. What did Phoebe bring to the party? A “ghostly” good time.
9. How did the “Ghostbusters Afterlife” team catch a ghost at the movie theater? With their “spooky” popcorn skills.
10. Why is it so hard to defeat ghosts in “Ghostbusters Afterlife”? Because they always “vanish” before you can do anything!

Ghostbusters Afterlife Dad Jokes

1. Why did Phoebe bring a vacuum to the ghost hunt? Because it was time to “suck” up the fun!
2. What did the “Ghostbuster” dad say to his kid who was scared of ghosts? “It is just a “boo”-merang. It always comes back.”
3. Why did the dad ghost try to prank the “Ghostbusters” team? Because he thought they were “phasing” him out!
4. How did Egon calm his “Ghostbusters” kid after a spooky encounter? “Do not worry, it is just some “friendly” haunting.”
5. What did the dad ghost say to the “Ghostbuster” team on their first date? “I am “falling” for you… literally!”
6. The Ghostbusters met some liars at a haunted house, but they could tell they were full of ghost stories.
7. Why did the “Ghostbusters” dad take a nap after a ghost hunt? Because he needed to “rest in peace”.
8. How does a “Ghostbuster” dad keep his kids in line? With “boo”-tiful dad jokes.
9. What did the dad ghost say to the “Ghostbuster” kid who was nervous? “Do not be “spooked”, it is just a “boo”-dy in the closet!”
10. How do you know when a “Ghostbuster” dad is upset? His jokes start “vanishing”.
11. Why did the “Ghostbusters” leave the bad ghost alone? It was too “ghostly” for their taste.

Phoebe Ghostbusters Jokes

1. What did Phoebe say when she saw a ghost? “Wow, I guess I am “spooked” out of my mind!”
2. How did Phoebe trick a ghost into leaving the house? She said, “”Boo”, you do not even “scare” me!”
3. Why does Phoebe always win at hide-and-seek? Because she knows how to “disappear”!
4. What did Phoebe do when she saw a floating chair? “Just a “ghost”-ly coincidence.”
5. Why does Phoebe always bring a screwdriver to ghost hunts? In case she needs to “screw” in some fear.
6. What did Phoebe say to the ghost in the attic? “You “boos” better stay away!”
7. Why does Phoebe like haunted houses? Because it is the only place where things really “pop” up.
8. How does Phoebe avoid a ghost’s tricks? By “busting” them with science
9. What was Phoebe’s favorite school subject? Ghost-busting, of course!
10. Why did Phoebe take a photo with a ghost? She said, “I needed a “spooky” selfie!”

Ghostbusters Afterlife Bad Jokes

1. What did one “Ghostbuster” say to the other about bad ghosts? “They are just “boo”-ring.”
2. Why did the “Ghostbusters” team always get bad reports? Because their ghost-hunting was a “ghastly” failure.
3. What happened when the “Ghostbuster” tried to tell a ghost a bad joke? It “disappeared” faster than you can say “boo.”
4. What did the “Ghostbuster” say after a truly bad ghost hunt? “That was a “ghostly” disaster.”
5. Larry the Cable Guy tried to fix the Ghostbusters’ equipment, but they told him they were not haunted by bad wiring!
6. How did the ghost react when it heard a bad joke? It started “haunting” the comedian.
7. What is a ghost’s favorite movie? “Ghostbusters Afterlife”, but the jokes are just “dead”.
8. Why was the “Ghostbusters” team bad at Halloween? They couldn’t tell if they were hunting ghosts or giving bad puns.
9. How did the “Ghostbuster” team mess up their ghost hunt? They followed the “boo” instead of the clues.
10. Why did the “Ghostbusters” leave the bad ghost alone? It was too “ghostly” for their taste.
11. Why do bad jokes make ghosts run away? Because they “spook” themselves with bad humor!

Short Ghostbusters Jokes

1. Why did the “Ghostbuster” cross the road? To catch the “boo”-side.
2. What do you call a ghost who is an expert in the paranormal? A “ghost”buster.
3. Why did the “Ghostbusters” team wear raincoats? Because they were “dripped” in ghosts.
4. What is a ghost’s favorite sport? “Boo”lling!
5. Why did the ghost get a job at the bank? Because it was great at “ghost” deposits.
6. What do you get when you cross a “Ghostbuster” and a ghost? A “boo”-tiful mess.
7. What is the ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”berry pie.
8. Why did the ghost break up with the “Ghostbuster”? It needed “space”.
9. What does a ghost use to surf? A “boo”ard.
10. Why did the “Ghostbuster” bring a mop? To clean up the “spooks”.

Ghostbusters Puns That Will Make You “Boo”-st Your Mood

1. What do you call a ghost who tells jokes? A “pun”isher.
2. Why did the ghost become a comedian? Because it had “boo”-lieveable material.
3. What did the “Ghostbuster” say when he found a good pun? “That is “boo”-mazing!”
4. How did the ghost express its mood? It was in a “ghostly” good mood, of course.
5. Why do ghosts love puns? Because they love a “spook”-tacular punchline.
6. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a pun? A “boo”-merang of laughter.
7. Why was the “Ghostbuster” team so good at wordplay? They were experts at “spooking” up puns.
8. Michael J Fox joined the Ghostbusters and they told him not to worry, time traveling ghosts are their specialty.
9. How does a ghost start a pun competition? “”Boo”-m, let’s get it started!”
10. What is a ghost’s favorite kind of humor? “Pun”ctuation humor.
11. How did the ghost win the pun contest? It “spooked” everyone into laughter!

Hauntingly Funny Ghostbusters Character Jokes

1. Why did Ray Stantz bring a pen to the ghost hunt? Because he always liked to “draw” conclusions.
2. What is Egon’s favorite hobby? “Scientifically” investigating the “boo”-siness of ghost hunting.
3. Why did Venkman refuse to go on a ghost hunt? Because he was “too busy” charming the ghosts.
4. What did Winston Zeddemore say when he saw a ghost? “Well, this is my “type” of job!”
5. Why did Peter Venkman always have a smile on his face during hunts? Because he had an “uncharged” proton pack.
6. What do you call a Ghostbuster who loves being in charge? A “ghost”-ly leader.
7. Why did Egon keep a journal during the ghost hunt? Because he was a “boo”-kish ghostbuster!
8. What did Winston Zeddemore say when he wanted a snack? “Anyone else want “ghost”-ly chips?”
9. How does Ray Stantz stay calm on ghost hunts? He “focuses” on the “spooks” at hand.
10. What did Venkman do after a ghost hunt? “Take a nap”, of course.

Ghostbusters Ghosts

1. Why did the ghost refuse to join the “Ghostbusters” team? It did not want to “spook” the competition.
2. How does a ghost find its way? It follows the “boo”-path.
3. Why did the ghost get in trouble at school? Because it was “floating” through the curriculum.
4. What did the ghost say to the “Ghostbusters” team in the haunted house? “You guys are “ghost”-ing around here, aren’t you?”
5. Why did the ghost break up with its “Ghostbuster” partner? Because they could not “find” a common “boo”-nd.
6. The Ghostbusters asked the zodiac sign of the ghost, and it said Scary – perfect for haunting!
7. What is a ghost’s favorite type of music? “Boo”-hemian rhapsody.
8. How did the ghost explain its bad mood? “I am just feeling a little “spooked” today!”
9. Why did the ghost refuse to be a “Ghostbuster”? It hated “getting caught” in the act.
10. What did the ghost say when it got caught in a trap? “Guess I have been “boo”-ghed!”
11. Why did the ghost run away from the “Ghostbusters”? It did not want to be “busted” for its haunting crime.

The Ultimate Ghostbusters Movie Jokes

1. Why did the “Ghostbusters” movie become so popular? Because it was the ultimate “boo”-buster hit.
2. How did the “Ghostbusters” team handle their ghost hunt? With a “slimer” sense of humor.
3. Why did the “Ghostbusters” movie franchise last so long? Because the jokes were so “spook-tacular” they could not be trapped!
4. How did the “Ghostbusters” team react to the ghosts in the movie? They were ready to “bust” some serious moves.
5. Why did the movie “Ghostbusters” take so many shots? Because it was full of “boos” and laughs!
6. What did the “Ghostbusters” movie teach us about ghosts? They are good at “vanishing” but terrible at keeping secrets.
7. How do you know the “Ghostbusters” movie is a classic? The laughs never “fade away”.
8. What did Peter Venkman say after the movie? “We definitely made “ghost” memories here.”
9. Why was the “Ghostbusters” movie such a “big” hit? Because everyone loves a good “spooky” story.
10. How did the movie “Ghostbusters” become so successful? It had the perfect “boo”-x office formula.

Well, I hope these “Ghostbusters” jokes have got you laughing as hard as I did when I first heard them. After all, who knew ghosts could be so funny? The next time you find yourself thinking about spooky stories or hunting down some ghosts.
Just remember; laughter is the best way to deal with the “boo”-s. I am definitely going to keep telling these ghostbusters jokes to my friends, and now you can too! Stay “ghost”-free and keep the laughs coming!