Food and Drink Jokes

The first time I tried making empanadas, I accidentally sealed the dough so badly that half of them exploded in…

The first time I went for dim sum, I got so excited that I accidentally ordered three baskets of the…

The first time I tried Chardonnay, I accidentally pronounced it as Chardon-no. My friends nearly fell off their chairs laughing….

Last Friday, I baked challah for the first time and twisted the braids so badly that it looked like a…

Last weekend I overslept and burned my toast, but instead of being upset I started making breakfast puns. I told…

I still remember the first time I made my own trail mix. I proudly poured peanuts, raisins, and a few…

I still remember the first time I opened a can of soda at a family picnic. The fizz sprayed straight…

I still remember the first time I tried sake at a sushi bar. I raised the tiny cup, tried to…

I remember the first time I tried to open a stubborn walnut. I used a spoon, a shoe, and finally…

I tried to flip a flan with the confidence of a circus acrobat and the plate gasped louder than the…