Flu Puns So Sharp, They Should Come with a Tissue Warning
It all started with one sneeze in a crowded elevator. I blamed allergies, but the next day I was wrapped…
It all started with one sneeze in a crowded elevator. I blamed allergies, but the next day I was wrapped…
So, the other day, I thought I had channel my inner actor and make a grand entrance at a party….
Last week, I accidentally smiled at a squirrel. It froze, dropped its acorn, and stared at me like I had…
I once tried to impress my family by installing a carpet myself after binge-watching a few too many home makeover…
Last Valentine’s Day, I tried to impress my crush (a nurse) with a handwritten card that read, “You make my…
Last week, I hosted a board game night that started with excitement and ended in a silent standoff over a…
Last weekend, I tried to organize my closet. Five minutes in, I found myself talking to an empty basket and…
When I was little, my mom used to dress my twin and me in matching overalls with ducks on them….
The other day, I sat on my couch to tie my shoes and woke up three hours later wondering what…
Last week I proudly showed off my blanket and called it my “crochet puns masterpiece,” only to realize I had…
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