I Tried Writing Ancient Roman Puns After Too Much Coffee Today
I once tried to read about Rome late at night and somehow ended up laughing at marble statues. My notebook…
I once tried to read about Rome late at night and somehow ended up laughing at marble statues. My notebook…
Last week I spilled a protein shake all over my gym bag and somehow blamed the blender. While cleaning it…
I still remember the day I opened my gym bag and found five protein bars staring back at me like…
Last weekend I tried to bake cinnamon rolls and accidentally created a comedy show. The kitchen smelled amazing but my…
I remember the first time I wore leopard print pants to a party. I thought I was the coolest person…
I have always had a soft spot for animal prints. The patterns are just so wild, and I often find…
I remember one time at dinner when I dropped a plate and said, ‘Well, that is a real dish best…
I remember the first time I got pink eye. I had no idea what was happening to my eye, but…
I remember the first time I heard Pink Floyd. I thought to myself, “This band is so legendary, they must…
Let me tell you about the first time I stepped into a photo booth. I thought I was just going…
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