Daily Life Jokes

Let me start by saying, I used to be that person who thought millennials only cared about one thing: avocado…

So there I was, sitting on the toilet, scrolling through my phone, trying to come up with something clever for…

I once spilled syrup all over my kitchen floor and nearly started my own maple swamp. While I was slipping…

Alright, so picture this: I was lying in bed last night, trying to drift off to sleep, and suddenly it…

I once tried to impress a date by making a smoothie. The blender roared louder than my confidence and sprayed…

I was sitting at home the other day scrolling through my phone when I stumbled across some John Crist jokes….

I once wore a jacket so big it made me look like I was carrying secret snacks for an entire…

 I remember waiting in line at the post office when a man in front of me tried to fit an…

I remember the first time I had to mop a whole kitchen by myself. Halfway through, the mop slipped out…

When I first moved into my apartment, I thought the walls were soundproof. Then I sneezed, and my neighbor yelled…