Fruit Jokes

So, last weekend I was at the farmers’ market, eyeing some apricots like they were the golden tickets of the fruit world. I picked one up, took a bite, and instantly decided these little guys deserved their own comedy show.That is when it hit me; why not dive into some apricot puns? Because honestly, if…

Last Tuesday’s avocado disaster started as breakfast and turned into a full-blown love story. That rock-hard fruit had me wishing my love life was half as smooth. Inspired by the struggle, I whipped up some ripe, silly avocado love puns. Ready to guac and roll? Let’s mash it up! Guac Your Heart Away  AvoCuddles and…