The Ultimate Splash of Laughter: Best Platypus Jokes Edition
Last week, I was sitting by a pond, watching a platypus paddle by like it was late for a very…
Last week, I was sitting by a pond, watching a platypus paddle by like it was late for a very…
I once went to a psychic who told me I would meet someone tall, dark, and handsome. Turns out, it…
I once tried to fix my washing machine after it started making strange noises, and instead of fixing it, I…
I once tried to start my own rock band after watching a concert that left my hair standing up like…
So there I was, trying to impress everyone at the gym by lifting weights heavier than my life decisions. Five…
The first time I sat in a Mustang, I felt like I had just been handed the keys to coolness…
I once tried to play the accordion at a family gathering, thinking it would make me the star of the…
I once tried telling a joke in Las Vegas and got nothing but blinking slot machines for applause. That night,…
When I was a kid, I tried digging in my backyard because I was sure I would find dinosaur bones….
The last time I filled up my car, I nearly fainted at the pump. The price clicked higher, and I…
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