Hilarious Kermit Jokes That Are Toad-ally Funny and Hilarious
The other day, I tried to do a Kermit impression for my friends. Five minutes later, I lost my voice,…
The other day, I tried to do a Kermit impression for my friends. Five minutes later, I lost my voice,…
Last week I rewatched Seinfeld for the hundredth time and found myself yelling at the TV, “Why is George still…
One time I had a very awkward conversation with my doctor after mishearing “STD test” as “SAT test.” I spent…
You know, the other day I tried to sound clever at a dinner party by quoting Dorothy Parker, but halfway…
I remember the time I went to a theme park and the ride attendant asked, “Are you tall enough for…
One evening, as I was working in the living room, my husband suddenly let out a sound that was part…
I remember the first time I tried telling an intelligent joke. I was at a party, surrounded by some very…
I once tried to impress my neighbor by planting a wildflower garden, thinking I would attract a few butterflies and…
Last week I attended what might be the most pawsitively fancy event of the year; a full-on dog wedding! Yes,…
The other day, I tried to fix my old toy robot, and before I knew it, I started talking to…
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