Best Mortal Kombat Puns That Will Deliver a Real Knockout Punch
When I first tried to play Mortal Kombat, I accidentally uppercut myself out of the tournament by pressing every button…
When I first tried to play Mortal Kombat, I accidentally uppercut myself out of the tournament by pressing every button…
Last winter, I slipped on the ice outside my house and decided to blame it on a polar bear. I…
Last week, I decided to hit the gym after months of promising myself I would. I grabbed a barbell, looked…
Last weekend, I visited my cousin’s house, and we spent an hour trying to out-pun each other about family reunions….
It all started when I told my cousin a pun about a broken pencil. He stared at me in silence…
One day in physics class, I accidentally called a photon a “light dude,” and my teacher nearly dropped the chalk….
I still remember the first time I heard the word Plamondon. I thought it sounded like a secret tropical fruit…
There is something about an English teacher that just makes you want to crack a joke; whether it is the…
You know, the other day I was loading the dishwasher, and I swear it gave me a look, like, ‘Are…
Let me tell you about a moment that changed my life. I was scrolling through my thesaurus one day (yes,…
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