Freedom Rings; and So Do These Memorial Day Puns Collection
Memorial Day once started with an attempt to grill in flip-flops. One burnt burger and a dropped watermelon later, the…
Memorial Day once started with an attempt to grill in flip-flops. One burnt burger and a dropped watermelon later, the…
One night, tried to impress a date with stargazing but ended up identifying planes and blinking satellites instead. Still, laughter…
Took a trip to Norway once and got snowed in with a reindeer, a confused tourist, and a plate of…
So I tried making overnight oats last week, but I mixed up the salt and sugar. One bite in, and…
Last Halloween, I tried dressing up as an ogre but ended up looking like a moldy cucumber with attitude. My…
Last week I tried to impress a date by cooking a fancy dinner. Things got serious when I poured half…
Last month, I went in for a routine check-up and somehow ended up watching an entire operation from a hallway…
Last week I made the mistake of telling an orca pun at a dinner party. I thought it was going…
Last summer, I visited an animal park and made direct eye contact with an ostrich. It tilted its head, blinked,…
Last weekend I tried to impress my friends with a chill hike and some outdoor puns. I thought I would…
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