Funny Garlic Puns That Will Leave You Peeling With Laughter
It all started with a single clove and a very poor decision to make garlic bread at midnight. I opened…
It all started with a single clove and a very poor decision to make garlic bread at midnight. I opened…
The other night, I served drinks in souvenir shot glasses. Nothing says classy like “I got toasted in Tampa.” My…
The other night, I tried to host a relaxing selfcare evening with candles, face masks, soft music. glow puns and…
Last weekend, I was organizing my closet when I found a weird little box labeled “DO NOT OPEN GOBLIN ENERGY…
Last week, I went to the zoo thinking I would have a chill, educational afternoon. Instead, I locked eyes with…
The other day, I proudly stood in my backyard, admiring my freshly watered lawn, when my neighbor leaned over the…
Last week, I tried to “go green” by swapping my regular coffee for a trendy green juice. Five sips in,…
The other morning, I made the bold decision to repaint my bathroom “soft dove grey.” Three hours and six paint…
Last Saturday, I found myself deep in an existential crisis in the cleaning aisle of a hardware store. I was…
Last Tuesday, I caught my guinea pig perched on a shoebox like a tiny, judgmental overlord clearly fresh off a…
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