Get Ready to Rumble: Stomach Puns That Hit You Right in the Guts
So there I was, trying to impress my date with my ‘cooking skills,’ which basically meant reheating leftover chili and…
So there I was, trying to impress my date with my ‘cooking skills,’ which basically meant reheating leftover chili and…
Last winter, I hit the slopes for my first real ski trip. I spent more time rolling down the mountain…
The other day, I was washing dishes and somehow managed to spray water everywhere. My kitchen sink looked like it…
Last weekend, I took a road trip and could not stop reading every sign along the way. Highway signs, church…
Last week, I caught a cold that turned me into a walking, talking tissue dispenser. Between sneezing fits and binge-watching…
Last weekend, I decided to do a little gardening. Ten minutes in, I managed to trip over my own shovel,…
Last weekend, I told myself a simple trip to the store for bread would be quick. Three hours later, I…
Last weekend, I tried fixing my old sneakers while washing my car. Somewhere between scrubbing the rims and polishing the…
Last week, I tried to outrun my shadow. Spoiler alert: I lost. No matter how fast I moved, that sneaky…
Last weekend, I tried to fix a tiny tear in my favorite shirt. Three hours, two tangled spools, and one…
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