Daffodil Puns Funnier Than a Bee in Sunglasses
Last week, I tried to flirt using daffodil puns; big mistake or best idea ever? I told someone, “You must…
Last week, I tried to flirt using daffodil puns; big mistake or best idea ever? I told someone, “You must…
The other day, I was rushing out the door when my door handle decided to act up. I twisted, jiggled,…
So, the other day, I tried to impress my friends with my druid name and proudly declared it was Leaf…
The other day, I was sitting outside, enjoying a rare moment of peace, when it hit me; Earth puns are…
The other day, I found myself arguing with my dog about who should run for president; he had some paw-some…
So, the other day, I found myself debating whether an avocado pit could actually turn into a tree or just…
So, I am standing in front of the Eiffel Tower, completely lost in the beauty of Paris; when I realize…
The other day, I caught myself making a weird face in the mirror; like, full-on “I am thinking way too…
So, the other day I chipped a nail at the worst possible moment; right in the middle of a big…
So, the other day I set off the smoke detector while making dinner (do not ask). As I flailed around,…
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