ROOSTER PUNS: COCKADOODLELOL
Last weekend, I visited my friend’s farm and met a rooster with more confidence than anyone I know. He strutted…
Last weekend, I visited my friend’s farm and met a rooster with more confidence than anyone I know. He strutted…
The last time I went sledding, I had visions of gracefully gliding down the hill like some kind of Olympic…
The other day, I decided to make a healthy breakfast and proudly tossed every fruit I could find into the…
The other day, I caught myself having a full blown conversation with my rug. Yes, my rug. I asked if…
The last time I visited the water park, I confidently climbed to the top of the tallest slide, ready to…
The last time I went on a road trip, I proudly told my GPS to take the day off.Three wrong…
Last weekend, I wore a ridiculously pink outfit to a family barbecue, thinking I looked fabulous. Within five minutes, my…
Last weekend, I tried to throw myself a “royal themed” movie night, complete with a plastic crown, a blanket throne,…
The other day, I tried to live my best rock and roll life by attempting an epic air guitar solo…
I once bought a van on impulse because the seller called it “Vanna White.” I figured any vehicle named after…
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