Croc Puns So Good They Will Have You Rolling in the Mud
So picture this: I wore neon Crocs to a fancy dinner and basically turned into a walking swamp clown. Ever…
So picture this: I wore neon Crocs to a fancy dinner and basically turned into a walking swamp clown. Ever…
Okay, real talk: I once tried to flirt with someone using crossword puns; let us just say they were less…
Last summer, I went on my first cruise and fell head over deck; literally; for the whole experience. Between chasing…
Okay, here is a silly confession: the first time I heard “colonoscopy,” I thought it was some exotic dance move;…
The other day, I tried to look cool cracking open a coconut with a hammer; turns out I only cracked…
The other day I nearly choked on my chips after hearing someone call their dog “Fryan Gosling”; and it got…
The other day, I nearly sat on my chameleon because he blended perfectly into the couch; talk about a sneaky…
So the other day I tried to teach my nephew about butterflies and accidentally called a caterpillar a “leaf sausage.”…
Last week, I tried to serenade my cat with my “hit single” and ended up breaking a string, scaring the…
Last summer, I tried to build a cardboard castle in my living room to feel like royalty and five minutes…
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