A Tombstone Collection of gravestone puns That Will Have You Dying of Laughter
I once walked through an old cemetery on Halloween night and tripped over a plastic skeleton hand that was part…
I once walked through an old cemetery on Halloween night and tripped over a plastic skeleton hand that was part…
I once stood next to a cardboard cutout of a giraffe at the zoo gift shop and tried to match…
I once tried to sneak a single fry from my friend’s basket and got caught mid dip with the ketchup…
I once tried to wax the kitchen floor and ended up skating across it like a confused penguin in a…
I once tried to fold a picnic blanket like a flag and my friend said that is not how corners…
I once iced a cupcake while holding a baby who tried to clap between every sprinkle. The cupcake survived and…
I once tried embroidery on an old t shirt and ended up stitching my sleeve to the couch cushion. My…
I once tried to play hide and seek with my ferret and it disappeared into my shoe like a magician…
I once tried to balance a tiny peanut on my nose and my friend said you look like a warm…
I once opened a bottle of Coca Cola and it fizzed so wildly that my shirt looked like a carbonated…
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