A Colorful World of Chalk Puns That Will Draw Out Your Laughter
Last summer I was babysitting my niece and nephew, and they handed me a box of sidewalk chalk. Instead of…
Last summer I was babysitting my niece and nephew, and they handed me a box of sidewalk chalk. Instead of…
Last weekend I took my bike out for a spin, and halfway up a hill I realized I was not…
I was at the grocery store last week when I slipped on a banana peel. Instead of being embarrassed, I…
Yesterday I was carrying a baguette under my arm like a Frenchman in a comedy sketch. Someone asked me if…
Last weekend I walked into an art gallery and instead of admiring the paintings, I started cracking art puns. People…
Last week I found a giant zucchini in my garden and it looked more like a baseball bat than a…
The first time I ever wore a cotton shirt I spilled juice all over it and tried to pass it…
The first time I saw a cornucopia I thought it was a fancy hat and almost wore it to dinner….
The first time I played cornhole I was so bad that my beanbag landed on the neighbor grill instead of…
The first time I met a corgi it waddled up to me like a loaf of bread on legs and…
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