I Tuned Up The Best Rudolph Puns And The Sleigh Bells Laughed Along.
I once tried to guide my bike with a red sticker on my nose and the neighbor applauded like I…
I once tried to guide my bike with a red sticker on my nose and the neighbor applauded like I…
The other day I circled May on my calendar and told my friend it was my lucky month. Instead of…
Last week I was at a family dinner when my uncle asked if anyone knew how to play the organ….
I once sat at a family dinner staring at a bowl of mashed potatoes, and instead of eating, I began…
I once tried to braid a shoelace like a tiny mane and my neighbor applauded the dedication from a safe…
I once tried to cut a pie with a plastic spoon and the pie filed a formal complaint against me….
I once tried to photograph the moon with a pasta strainer and called it modern astronomy while my neighbor nodded…
I once tried to froth milk with a whisk and a hair dryer, and the cat judged me from the…
I once tried to impress a neighbor by parallel parking a wheelbarrow, and that was the day I learned gravity…
Have you ever found yourself cracking up in the grocery store aisle over the weirdest things? Well, that happened to…
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