Got Into a Hole Lot of Trouble While Cooking Up Bagel Puns Today
One morning I reached for a bagel and realized it was staring back at me like a comedy stage light….
One morning I reached for a bagel and realized it was staring back at me like a comedy stage light….
I once tried to cut my cake with a ruler because 28 felt like a very official number. Then my…
I once tried to impress a tour boat by doing my best whale call into a paper cup.The cup echoed…
I once tried to impress a chef by moonwalking across a pier while balancing a lemon and a tiny pan….
I once opened a can of sardines and told my brother it was an exclusive comedy club. He asked why,…
I once tried to impress a date by juggling tomatoes and quoting Shakespeare, then the tomatoes formed a union and…
I once brought a box of raisins to school and told everyone it was my comedy starter pack. Instead of…
Let me tell you something about dill pickles. The other day, I was enjoying a delicious sandwich, and there it…
I was once deep in a conversation about firewalls and encryption when I had a realization; cybersecurity puns are absolutely…
I was walking around my neighborhood the other day when I saw a copper pipe sticking out of the ground….
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