Wild Bison Puns That Herd Together Laughs from Start to Finish
The first time I saw a bison, I tried to impress my friends by calling it a big fluffy cow….
The first time I saw a bison, I tried to impress my friends by calling it a big fluffy cow….
One time I met a guy named Ben, and instead of introducing myself normally, I blurted out a ben pun….
Last summer, I went to the beach and promised myself I would just relax. Instead, I spent the whole afternoon…
One day I was having a picnic when an army of ants stole my sandwich crumb by crumb. Instead of…
Last weekend my shaker slipped and I invented a new dance move called the splash and gasp. My friends froze,…
At my first fancy party I tried to spell charcuterie from memory and invented three new languages before the brie…
Last summer I tried to eat a popsicle outside, but the sun had other plans. It melted faster than my…
One time I tried to eat a pomegranate without making a mess and ended up looking like I had starred…
I still remember the day I borrowed a pencil in school and promised to return it sharpened but instead I…
One Easter morning I opened a box of marshmallow Peeps and told my family that no one could eat one…
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