You Will Not Believe How Funny These Emily Puns Are
When I first met someone named Emily, I accidentally called her Smiley Emily because she never stopped grinning. Instead of…
When I first met someone named Emily, I accidentally called her Smiley Emily because she never stopped grinning. Instead of…
The first time I went for dim sum, I got so excited that I accidentally ordered three baskets of the…
The first time I went to a crawfish boil, I had no idea how messy it would get. I cracked…
The first time I cooked with cilantro, I grabbed way too much and ended up with a salad that looked…
The first time I tried Chardonnay, I accidentally pronounced it as Chardon-no. My friends nearly fell off their chairs laughing….
Last Friday, I baked challah for the first time and twisted the braids so badly that it looked like a…
Last weekend, I was gardening when my dog started digging a massive hole. Instead of being annoyed, I leaned down…
Last weekend I overslept and burned my toast, but instead of being upset I started making breakfast puns. I told…
When I first tried to start a garden, I accidentally watered my shoes instead of the plants. My neighbor laughed…
The first time I played Borderlands, I accidentally ran straight into a Skag and shouted louder than Claptrap at a…
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