St Pattys Day Puns Edition That Will Shamrock Your Whole World
I once wore a green shirt on St Pattys Day and thought I was safe, but my friend insisted it…
I once wore a green shirt on St Pattys Day and thought I was safe, but my friend insisted it…
When I was sitting in the waiting room once, I realized that the only thing scarier than the doctor’s bill…
I once tried to impress my friends by attempting a slam dunk, but instead I missed the hoop and landed…
I once tried to impress my friends at a picnic by feeding birds, but instead I ended up chasing a…
When I first played Undertale, I laughed harder than I expected. Not because of my bad dodging skills, but because…
Last week, I caught myself talking to my dog like he was my roommate, and I accidentally told him one…
The other day, I found myself staring at an empty soda can and thought, “Wow, this can has more potential…
The first time I tried telling Bo Nix puns at a watch party, my friends nearly spilled their nachos from…
Last year on St. Patrick’s Day I wore so much green that my neighbor asked if I had turned into…
One time I tried making soup but forgot to put the lid on the blender. Suddenly, my kitchen looked like…
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