Peeling Good; Apricot Puns That Are Simply Ripe for Laughs

So, last weekend I was at the farmers’ market, eyeing some apricots like they were the golden tickets of the fruit world. I picked one up, took a bite, and instantly decided these little guys deserved their own comedy show.
That is when it hit me; why not dive into some apricot puns? Because honestly, if you can not laugh at a fruit that is halfway between a peach and a plum, what can you laugh at? Trust me, once you get a taste of these puns, you will be peeling with laughter in no time!

10 Apricot Puns That Are Simply Peachy and Funny

1.  You apri-cot to be kidding me with these jokes! 
2.  Life’s just better when you are apri-cot of the fun. 
3.  I am apri-cot-ting on a good time today! 
4.  That joke was apri-cot above the rest! 
5.  Feeling apri-cot-astic and full of laughs. 
6.  do not apri-cot your sense of humor; it is ripe for the picking! 
7.  Apri-cot you glad you stumbled upon these puns? 
8.  These puns are apri-cot-ly the best I’ve heard. 
9.  you are the apri-cot of my eye; and my favorite pun partner. 
10.  Apri-cot your worries away with a good laugh. 

Get Ready to Laugh with These Juicy Apricot Puns

1.  I am juiced up and apri-cot ready to laugh! 
2.  do not pit yourself against these juicy jokes they are a-peeling! 
3.  I am feeling juiced and ready to apri-cot on some fun. 
4.  These jokes are so juicy, they might squirt you with laughter. 
5.  Apri-cot jokes that will make you spit out your juice! 
6.  Juicy humor with an apri-cot twist; now that is fruit-tastic. 
7.  Peel yourself away from boredom with these juicy apricot puns. 
8.  I am so juiced about these puns, it is apri-cot-ly ridiculous! 
9.  Warning; These apri-cot puns might make you juice your pants. 
10.  Laugh until you are juiced and apri-cot-happy!
    

Sweet and Silly; The Best Apricot Puns Around

1.  you are so sweet, you must be an apri-cot! 
2.  I am sweet on apricot puns; and I am not pit-tying. 
3.  Silly apricot puns that will sugarcoat your day. 
4.  Life’s sweeter with a little apri-cot humor. 
5.  Sweet as an apri-cot, sharp as a pit. 
6.  Do not be sour; get sweet with these apri-cot puns. 
7.  These apri-cot puns will leave you feeling plum silly. 
8.  Apri-cot puns so sweet, they are almost criminal. 
9.  Silly enough to make an apri-cot blush! 
10.  Keep it sweet, keep it silly, keep it apri-cot. 

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Apricot Puns So Good, They Will Make You Smile from Pit to Peel

1.  These puns will make you smile from apri-cot to peel! 
2.  Peel yourself a smile with these apri-cot jokes. 
3.  I am pit-ting my best puns forward for your smile. 
4.  From pit to peel, these puns are fruit-tastic! 
5.  you will be smiling apri-cot wide after these jokes. 
6.  These puns are the real dea; from pit to peel. 
7.  Got a smile? These apri-cot puns will stretch it. 
8.  Prepare to grin from pit to peel, apri-cot style. 
9.  No peeling away from these smile-worthy puns! 
10.  These jokes will peel back your worries and apri-cot your heart. 

Peeling with Laughter; Top Apricot Puns you will Love

1.  I am peeling with laughter and apri-cot joy! 
2.  These apri-cot puns are peeling good fun. 
3.  No need to peel away from these hilarious puns. 
4.  Peeling good vibes only with these apri-cot jokes. 
5.  Warning; You might start peeling the floor with laughter. 
6.  These puns are so good, They will have you peeling for more. 
7.  Get ready for peeling and apri-cot puns that delight. 
8.  Peeling the love and the laughs with apri-cot humor. 
9.  I am peeling over backwards for these apri-cot puns. 
10.  Keep peeling and laughing with these juicy apricot gems. 

Apricot Puns That Are Ripe for a Good Laugh

1.  These apri-cot puns are ripe and ready to make you laugh. 
2.  Ripe jokes and apri-cot fun; what could be better? 
3.  Laughter’s ripe and waiting in these apri-cot puns. 
4.  Get ready for some ripe apri-cot humor. 
5.  Ripe for laughs and full of apri-cot sweetness. 
6.  These puns are ripe enough to squeeze out some smiles. 
7.  Ripe jokes that apri-cot-ly brighten your day. 
8.  Ready for a ripe dose of apri-cot humor? 
9.  Ripe with laughter and apri-cot delight. 
10.  The ripest apri-cot puns you will find this side of the orchard. 

From Orchard to Punchline: Hilarious Apricot Puns

1.  From orchard to punchline, these apri-cot puns grow on you. 
2.  Juicy jokes straight from the apri-cot orchard. 
3.  These puns are orchard fresh and apri-cot perfect. 
4.  The orchard’s finest apri-cot puns picked just for you. 
5.  From branch to punchline, these puns are ripe and ready. 
6.  Orchard-fresh humor with a juicy apri-cot twist. 
7.  Nothing beats an apri-cot pun fresh from the orchard. 
8.  Orchard-to-punchline delivery guaranteed to make you laugh. 
9.  These apri-cot puns are the cream of the orchard crop. 
10.  From orchard roots to punchline fruits; apri-cot puns! 

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Squeeze the Day with These Zesty Apricot Puns

1.  Squeeze the day and laugh with these zesty apri-cot puns. 
2.  Zest up your life with apri-cot humor! 
3.  These puns will squeeze a smile right out of you. 
4.  Do not just seize the day; squeeze it with apri-cot puns. 
5.  Zesty apri-cot puns that pack a punch. 
6.  Get your daily dose of zest with apri-cot jokes. 
7.  Squeeze the laughter out with these juicy apri-cot puns. 
8.  Zest, zip, and apri-cot puns; laugh your heart out! 
9.  These apri-cot puns will zest up even the dullest day. 
10.  Squeeze in some fun with zesty apri-cot humor. 

Why Did the Apricot Cross the Road? To Share These Puns!

1.  Why did the apri-cot cross the road? To get to the pun side! 
2.  The apri-cot crossed the road; because these puns are worth it. 
3.  Crossing roads and cracking jokes; that is apri-cot style. 
4.  The apri-cot wanted to spread the pun love. 
5.  These apri-cot puns made the apri-cot cross the road twice. 
6.  Why cross the road? To peel out these apri-cot jokes! 
7.  Apri-cot’s road trip fueled by pun power. 
8.  Cross the road with apri-cot puns in hand; laughter awaits. 
9.  The apri-cot crossed for punchlines, not just fruit salad. 
10.  Road crossing apri-cot with a suitcase full of puns! 

Keep Calm and Pun On with These Apricot Puns

1.  Keep calm and apri-cot on with these fruity jokes. 
2.  When life gets sour, keep calm and pun on! 
3.  Apri-cot puns to help you keep calm and carry on. 
4.  Sew up your worries; keep calm and pun on! 
5.  Keep calm and peel the laughs with apri-cot puns. 
6.  Stay juicy, stay punny; keep calm and apri-cot on. 
7.  Apri-cot puns to keep your spirits ripe and bright. 
8.  Keep calm and enjoy a ripe apri-cot pun or two. 
9.  Life’s better when you keep calm and apri-cot on. 
10.  Keep calm, laugh hard, and apri-cot on!

After spending some quality time with these apricot puns, I am starting to think I might just have a future in fruity comedy; or at least a pretty ripe sense of humor. If you ever find yourself in need of a good chuckle or a quick pun fix, just remember these jokes.
they are guaranteed to squeeze a smile onto your face, from pit to peel. Thanks for hanging out and sharing the laughs;  next time, we will find even more puns to zest up your day!